Thursday, November 25, 2010
The Drug Solution
There is a solution though. It came out back in 1990 and I think is the single reason why I was able to graduate from High School and College, and not be a junkie to this very day.
Cartoon All-Stars to the Rescue.
It was a George Bush Sr. project that was aired on all the major television networks simultaneously. Don't remember it? Never heard of it?
Here's a sample.
If the Muppet Babies, Garfield, Bugs Bunny, Alf and a shit load of other bad ass cartoon characters can't get you off of drugs...well, then...is there really any help for you at all?
Oh by the way, the Smoke Monster Jack Ass guy, yea, voiced by George C. Scott.
His best performance in his career I say
Oh wait, I suppose there was this small film that might have been decent work by him.
By the way, George C. Scott won the Best Actor Oscar for his role as General George S. Patton, just sayin'.
So there you have it, say no to drugs and watch early 90's cartoons.
Until next time, keep it rockin'.
Tuesday, November 23, 2010
This is not the Tooth Fairy + Insults 101
It starts tomorrow in theatres. You better have your tickets now.
Oh, and if you were ever in a situation where you couldn't think of that perfect insult to use one someone, here's one of my childhood heroes to help you out.
No jive sucka will be steppin to you anymore.
Until next time, keep it rockin'.
Friday, November 19, 2010
Movember Salute
Due to myself having no ability to grow a moustache whatsoever, I decided to pay tribute to a few 'staches that I have grown attached to over the years.

1. Tom Selleck
Really though? What moustache list would be complete without "The Stache"

2. Hiram Lodge
Best known as Veronicas father in Archie Comics. Oh, by the way, he's a millionaire....bet he wouldn't be if he had a shaved face...think about it.

3. Ned Flanders
Remember when it was revealed that he's a senior citizen? what do you think he owes that to? That's right, his cookie duster.
4. Sheamus
This guy became WWE Champion in six months, faster than any other superstar in the history of the WWE. Is it because it's all scripted television and they already know who's going to win? Possibly, but the reason they wrote that to happen? The badass moustache.
So there's my tribute to some badass moustaches. Make sure you donate to the cause while you can, it is definitely worth it.
Maybe next year I can rock a Sheamus or Hiram and great things will come my way.
Monday, November 15, 2010
The Magic Hockey Helmet
This kid is nine years old and brilliant.
I'm putting my nephews in Jiu Jitsu to beat up asshole hockey parents.
On a side note I went to Maine and left on Remembrance Day. We had arrived at the border just as the two minutes of silence was happening. While passing through a neighborhood in St. Stephen, I looked over and saw a paper boy who was no older than 10-11, stopped in the property he was delivering to, with his hat off and head lowered. It made me teary eyed. Kids deserve more credit when it comes to respecting Veterans and the past.
Until next time, keep it rockin'.
Saturday, November 6, 2010
It's not always sunny in Sackville
Are you watching this show yet? You better be.
The cast describe it as "Seinfeld on Crack", which isn't far from the truth and it definitely lives up to the Seinfeld reference as far as how funny it is.
I was told about this show a few times before but it wasn't until a couple of months ago I decided to randomly by the first couple of seasons on DVD. Best purchase decision of the decade.
I haven't been able to find it on any Channels so far, but I do know if you are lucky enough to have the FX Channel, then you are one lucky sonuva gun.
If you haven't been blessed to view it yet, or have been under a rock. well, here's a chat with three of the stars, Rob McElhenny who plays Mac, Charlie Day who plays Charlie and Glenn Howerton who plays Dennis.
It also stars Kaitlin Olson as Dee, Dennis' twin sister, and Danny frickin' Devito (reason enough to watch) who plays Frank.
On another note, I've seen a lot of people profit from their blogs using advertising, so I thought I'd give it a go.
This blog entry has been brought to you by Rosebud Frozen Peas
*ed. note* I receive no money at all for this, just a good laugh everytime because I'm immature.
Monday, November 1, 2010
Chat Room Etiquette - Brad Edition
So after a few things I took notice of I decided to take it upon myself to help you out if you ever find yourself in a chat room and start to feel yourself about to do something stupid.
1. Never EVER give you your phone number - I could not believe the amount of people openly giving out their numbers to text with people. You're already in a room where you can talk to these people, and there is no mobility charge. Ever wonder why the person will decline to actually talk to you over the phone but will text no problem? Because you will figure out very quickly that SunshineSweetness, the self proclaimed sweet 17 year old girl from California is actually Rick, the 45 year old tilt-a-whirl operator.
2. Don't use provocative/dirty/haggard nicknames - I remember when I would use a nickname it would be something like Davey Havok (singer for the pop/punk band AFI). It's obviously not my real name, yet it's not something makes me look like a predator (I am not giving tips for predators here). Also when someones name is BigSexy McAbs, who describes themselves as 6'2", ripped athlete is most likely sitting there in their stained jogging pants, wider than they are tall eating a pot of Kraft Dinner for breakfast.
3. Don't try to fulfill disgusting sex fantasies - I actually saw someone looking for someone to have a fake marriage and/or rape.....I'm not even expanding on that because if you can't figure out what's wrong with that, I don't want you reading my blogs anymore.
4. Don't be an active douche - "GenericLoner: *walks over to Chickie22 and shakes her hand*" No...No you didn't, you sat there and typed that out. This isn't a real room with a gigantic, in person meet and greet. If that's what you need to do to feel like your making a physical connection with people, then you get your ass up, run down to the YMCA or YWCA and sign up for as many classes and activities as you can, because you obviously have the time for them.
I hope this has been educational for you, and remember, it only takes on time of Cyber Sex to get a virus, abstinence will keep your computer and my opinion of you, clean.
Saturday, October 30, 2010
Classic literature on tape and a Chat Room
I am a big fan of Drive Jock, Fearless Fred from 102.1 The Edge in Toronto, and I constantly read his blog.
He had posted this in his and I felt it would be a damn crime if I did not further spread this and its' awesomeness.
There are many more that he reads such as Curious George, so check them out.
On a different note, did you know that people still use chat rooms? And openly try to have cyber sex under the name BigJohnson69, horrible. It's people like that that will cause the downfall of civilization and cause Planet of The Apes to become reality.
If you see anyone like this (cause you use a chat room of course), tell them that a baby raccoon dies everytime they ask if there's any single hot chicks that wanna nasty chat.