Sunday, February 13, 2011

Poems For The Rest

So it's clear that a lot of people go too far on Valentines Day, paying out money for crap that's thrown out in a week or lost in a day or two.

I understand wanting to show that "special" someone how you feel, but if you really feel that way shouldn't you be doind that on a regular basis? Just saying.

Anyways I always come across the other group, the one's who are so bitter about it and stuff and I am here for you right now.

Here's some poems with a not so nice twist that will hopefully brighten up your Vtines Day.

The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
why doesn't it rain on you?

BAM!

Roses are red, Violets are blue
monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too
not in cage but laughing at you.

hahaha monkeys

and my personal favorite,

God saw me hungry, he created pizza .
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi .
He saw me in dark, he created light .
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.


Happy Half Priced Chocolate day on the 15th :)

Until next time, keep it rockin

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